Someone posted in a FetLife discussion group asking women how much we actually know about dudes’ reproductive systems. The poster (a guy) bragged that he knew all the technical terms for all the various areas of a woman’s genitals, and wanted to know if women were as well versed. I responded that I may not know the technical terms for some of the inner plumbing but when it comes to giving pleasure, I know my way around just fine.
The Bunny saw this reply and later texted me: So, ya think you know about a man’s cock eh.
Me: Judging by the sounds I coaxed out of you with my tongue the other night, yeah, I think I RULE at penises.
Bunny: WELL THEN.
[We go off on a tangent about when we can get together next.]
Bunny: Friday may work the best. More play time.
Me: I shall reserve it for you, then…IF you tell me how amazing I am with boy parts. Sing mah praisez, Bunneh! [His challenging "so you think you know about..." remark had bothered me a little bit - was it banter or true skepticism? - and also it occurred to me that The Bunny is not very verbally effusive so it would be fun to push him out of his comfort zone. So yeah. I wanted to hear some nice things about myself.]
Bunny: If you wish. So it sounds like a day of teasing me then. Might I suggest using stockings as well then? [Ummm...where's my compliment, Bunny? Did you think I meant for you to tell me nice things on Friday, when we're actually together?]
Me: See, I had that thought but now you’ve ruined the surprise…so we’ll see. Also: I meant sing my praises NOW.
Bunny: Well, you do know your way around a cock.
Me: And this makes you feel…?
Bunny: I am impressed. And titillated.
These are not the sexiest compliments I’ve ever gotten, but I’ll go easy on the boy since such talk doesn’t seem to come easily to him.
And just a quick note about blow jobs: frankly, I consider myself to be bad at them. My definition of a “blow job” is “putting a penis in your mouth and pumping/sucking/licking it until the owner of the penis has an orgasm” and my mouth is simply not big enough to accommodate most dicks. Even when someone is small enough for the head to wedge in past my teeth, my jaw is cranked open so hard that I really can’t keep sucking for long. I have no stamina at all in this regard. I haven’t gotten a guy off start-to-finish with my mouth in years. I am very creative and very good at reading a partners’ reactions, so if my mouth were adult-sized I have little doubt I’d be some kind of fellatio goddess, but as it stands…no.
I may be bad at blow jobs, but I’m good at oral sex – which I define as pleasurable mouth-to-genital contact in any form (all blow jobs are oral sex, but not all oral sex is a blow job). I explored The Bunny with my mouth for a long time last visit; turns out the thing that made him moan the loudest was me rubbing the tip of his cock back and forth against the underside of my tongue while stimulating his frenum with my lower lip. I tried stimulating those two areas in other ways – both simultaneously and separately – but underside of tongue + lower lip was the clear winner. I did briefly manage to get the head of his cock in my mouth and suck it more-or-less like normal people do, and this barely garnered a response at all. So I think my technique worked better on him than if I’d simply pistoned my head up and down on his cock.
But even though I made The Bunny moan quite nicely, I’m still a bit insecure about my oral prowess because of the whole can-barely-suck-dick-for-ten-seconds-before-needing-a-rest thing. Hence my forcing The Bunny to compliment me.