Found some acceptable pajamas, btw. At Winners. They’re a couple of inches too short (of course) but they’re only $24 and I like the pattern. Plus they’re made of polar fleece so I feel like I’m getting a big hug – which I’ve just realized is the main reason I’d been wanting new pajamas – to feel adorable and be hugged to sleep whether I have someone else around to do those things or not.
I have cats and pajamas for the feeling of floofy hugs now. And I recently bought a Squeel oral sex simulator. Men are obsolete.