Sexy, sexy art.

YOU GUISE.  YOU GUISE.  I HAD THE BEST IDEA.

You know those fridge magnets that have words on them and you can arrange them to make poetry?

I’m gonna write words on clothespins so I can spell things out on The Bunny’s sensitive areas.

Imagine: the words

SCREAM

FOR

ME

lined up along his cock, with that terminal “me” clamped right on the frenum where he’s most sensitive.

Or perhaps:

I

AM 

A

SEXY

BITCH

across the tender skin of his inner arm.  

I want to photograph this.  Arty, black-and-white close-ups with a shallow depth of field (not that I have a good enough camera to accomplish what I have in mind).  The Bunny won’t let me (or anyone) photograph his cock*, but I bet he’d be game to let me clamp and photograph his less personal areas.

Oh, this will be lovely.  I can hardly wait.

 

*I’ve started referring to it as the Cock Ness Monster because I know it exists but there are no confirmed pictures of it.  Then I remembered that I refuse ot let anyone photograph my junk, either, so I dubbed my vulva the Sascootch.  Mythical creature party!!!

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8 responses to “Sexy, sexy art.

  1. Andy

    Whatever you do with those clothespins, it will not be as painful as those PUNS (I say this with the utmost respect for puns).

    Joking aside, those sound like cool concepts for photos!

  2. Ahahaha, Sascootch! That is fantastic 🙂

  3. …One letter per clothespin. Human Scrabble board. There HAS to be a way to make this happen.

  4. Can I steal this for work? It’s great.

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