Part of the scary thing about going bareback with The Pedant when one or both of us has other partners, is that there are a few different STIs that you can catch even with condoms because they linger all around the genital region. Therefore, even if he’s using condoms with other people, he could still get something and transfer it to me.
So why has nobody invented a condom that covers a dude’s ball sac in addition to his penis? I think that would cut way back on STI transmissions, plus the condom would be less likely to slip off with the dude’s balls anchoring it. There could be a drawstring or something at the top.
Is there some fatal flaw here that I’m missing, or am I in fact a supergenius and I should patent this idea immediately?