Taking a small hiatus from the endless chronicling of The Pedant’s latest visit to immortalize a conversation we had today. Lately I keep accidentally setting up that’s-what-she-said jokes (and other juvenile witticisms) and I’m frankly annoyed with myself for not seeing it coming*. Normally my dirty pun detection skills rival that of an adolescent boy, but I’m just off my game lately.
So, today when I had a failure of wit I decided to just…run with it.
Me: …BTW, I got my latest cheque from [store where I sell my art] today. Exponentially bigger than expected. 🙂
Pedant: That’s what she said.
Me: [eyeroll smiley]
Pedant: You set that one up. 😛
Me: Your FACE set that one up. And so’s your mother. Ha!
Pedant: Your snappy comebacks need work.
Me: YOUR work needs a……no, I mean YOU’RE a snappy…something……..shut up. 😛
*That’s what she said…