It suddenly occurs to me that toys like the Realdoe and the Share work way better for solo play than other kinds of insertables do, for me. I don’t usually crave penetration to go with my wanking, but when I do, it’s really g-spot stimulation I want – and pulling upward on the cock end of the Realdoe is about a thousand times better for that than sliding something phallic in and out of me. Plus the angle is easier on my wrist(s).
Y’know what would be awesome? A female masturbation toy that was basically like the Realdoe without the penis – just the bulb-end and the crotch-cradling part. Then I could insert the bulb and rock my hand against the “cradle”, simultaneously stimulating my insides and my outsides. Why is there nothing like this on the market?
In other news, I ended up wearing the Realdoe around the house for like two hours or more. I found myself really enjoying the weight and feel of it inside me – I only took it out because the penis was getting in the way of laptopping, cooking, etc. I’ve never been interested in ben-wa balls before, but I’m starting to wonder if I might like them: all the internal weight and clenching, none of the constant making-sure-my-protruding-dick-doesn’t-smack-into-things-or-get-burned-on-the-stove.
Hmmmm. 
LMFAO!!! Why oh why did you have to post this while my husband is cooking soup?! I choked myself laughing because I couldn’t help but picture a doctors expression when a man was explaining how he burnt his “protruding cock on the stove” lmao. LOVED IT!
I’m assuming, though, that your husband is a) dressed and b) flaccid.
Unless…he really REALLY likes soup…?
My husband is generally dressed when he makes soup…spegheti Os however….lmao
Hello, I’m a lurker on this blog, but I think I may have seen a sex toy exactly like that!
http://www.bondara.co.uk/rock-chick-massager?gclid=CJCAm6qJqbUCFeTMtAodBBoACw
The design in my head was more subtle and elegant, but yeah, this is basically the same principle. Hmmmm.
There are a few toys specifically mad with that in mind. No good for pegging but for rubbing a g spot. Dangerous lily sex toy reviewer talks about them. Hth
OK, on something with a proper browser now, this is one review where she talks about different options: http://dangerouslilly.com/2013/01/jopen-key-comet-wand-review/
I suggest reading her reviews, coz she does seem quite happy to give honest feedback… has saved us a few dollars a couple of times.