I hope you don’t mind, but I already unwrapped it and played with it…still looks brand new, though!
PRETTY PRETTY PRETTY
Yep, it’s Minx’s hot little ass*. You guys, I totally get to touch this any time I want! Inside and out! Can you even imagine?
I am the luckiest twink-lovin’ cougar EVAR.
*Don’t worry, I have Minx’s permission to post this. He’s actually leaning over my shoulder right now, watching me type. As much as I’ve been dying to show him off to the world, I would never do so against his wishes.
Daaayummm! And I say that as a straight dude.
(Admittedly, one who’s a bit jealous of that physique. Of course, I’m lying on the couch today, and Firstborn slams his head down on my post-giant-meal-of-Chinese-food belly, and I’m all like, “Hey! Don’t squish your daddy’s fat belly!” And Firstborn says, “You don’t have a fat belly.” And I’m all like, “Aww, how nice…” but then he keeps talking: “You have a ‘humongous’ belly. ‘Fat’ isn’t a nice word. It makes people feel bad. But ‘humongous’ is a good word.” Yeah, great – thanks, kid!)
Kids are weird. Why is “humongous” a good word, I wonder? I mean I can see it being flattering when applied to some things, but not universally.
Well, it’s basically three things:
1. It’s not ‘fat’, which apparently someone has told him is a word that makes people feel bad. Being the kid that he is, he wants to avoid that.
2. He’s the child of two English majors, so ‘humongous’ is a pretty good word. (Later, he’ll learn to use smaller words with his so-called ‘peers’ – or else he’ll wait until someone asks him to talk like a normal person, because nobody can understand what he says, and then he’ll declare, “That’s because I don’t speak Moron!”)
3. He doesn’t have any concept that telling me that I have a humongous belly is tantamount to telling me that I’m, well, fat. And as far as that goes, he’s kind of right: if I cared about the epic proportions that my belly has reached, I’d eat less or exercise more. Or become the world’s shortest Sumo wrestler.
Why in all hells does Minx feel he needs to wear a fake ass ? Had me thinking the photo was a chick, before I read the text.
Me as well.
That’s a sexy androgynous ass and back.
EXACTLY. It’s a perfect ass for a girl or a boy, as I constantly tell him!
JEALOUS JEALOUS JEALOUS
O_o
I like the way the skin of the small of his back bends as he turns around– hothothot.
The other day I went into the bedroom to find him lying naked on his belly (head turned toward the door so as to wield his huge coquettish Minx eyes to best effect). I think I’d been saying something to him as I entered the room, but the way his lower back curves into his ass made me stumble into incoherence and I just stopped and stared.
Pretty. Not as pretty as Wonderboy, obviously, I feel I have to add. But very, very pretty. And that’s so cute of him to let you publish it. <3
I love everything about this. I love that he likes you objectifying him
Me too! I’d been wanting to show his fine naked self off to the interwebz for months and months, but didn’t ask because I figured he’d say no. Imagine my delight when I finally got the nerve to bring it up and he was pleased by the idea!